Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

After tuesday even the calendar goes WTF.

Roses are red sky is blue I have five fingers Middle one is for you.

The road to success is always under construction.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never 
tried to staple jello to a tree. 

Text someone and tell them "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?" 
and see how many people call it 

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity 
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it 

Don't you hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and 
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face! 

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. 
So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason! 

WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised. 
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the next few hours.

No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!